April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
2 posts
“In psychology, procrastination refers to the act of replacing high-priority...”
– a helpful reminder to myself which, ideally (and ironically), will help me stay away from tumblr
January 2011
9 posts
willow smith in ANNIE →
me: hey jaden! hey willow!
jaden: what’s up?
willow: hi lance!
me: i’m doing all right. january’s been good. slow audition month, but i’m feeling good about 2011.
jaden: auditions? why don’t you just get your parents to remake a famous movie for you to star in?
willow: yeah, stupid! or at least have them get somebody to produce and write a hit single for you.
...
Glenn Beck knows nothing. →
and a happy new year to you too →
As I was getting off the F train just now, I was blind-sided by a casual service change notice on the window with, what essentially amounts to, this information:
From January 10 through May 2011, there aren’t going to be any Manhattan-bound trains at this station (which is the station near your apartment that you use every day). Sucker.
I re-read it at least 5 times, thinking,...
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
WatchThis ep debuted more than a week ago, but I’m a little slow on the up-take. If you missed it then, watch it now! It’s one of our best Eff-Off eps yet.
efficientofficiant:
And here it is, Part Deux, also known as Episode #7, also known as the episode where the sound stops wildly switching speakers (I hope).
Featuring the great Jeff de Picciotto.
Happy New Year and eff off!
WatchThis was supa-fun to shoot. We were the least rebellious rebels, trying to shoot guerilla-style in a public elevator and getting thwarted at every corner by slow-walking elderly people.
efficientofficiant:
This week - a two-part double ep!
Both feature Jeff de Picciotto as Dog, the caterer.
WatchPart of me knows this is a beautiful concept, but it’s overwhelmed by the other parts of me, which think this is incredibly creepy.
August 2010
7 posts
Watchkatie kindly edited out all the shots where i’m cracking up jimmy fallon-style.
schorrthing:
efficientofficiant:
Cal gets advice from wedding officiant guru, Clasper.
Starring Lance Rubin, with Ray Munoz
Written by Katie Schorr
More Eff Off, this time with Lance and Ray! Written and edited by me!
Katie's Show is TONIGHT at 7 PM. Checkit! →
This show’s gonna be great. And also I play guitar in it.
schorrthing:
Joe’s Pub
Price: $14
CRAZYSEXYFUNNY
Katie Schorr saves the world
By Angela Ashman
Funnylady Katie Schorr has numerous credits to her name: She has appeared in CollegeHumor videos (see: “Back to the Future Sex”), in Trojan condom commercials as “The Gonorrhea Girl,” and as a regular at the Upright Citizens Brigade...
Watch60-Second Briefly Relevant Songs: Your Plans.
Written and performed by Lance “truth-singer” Rubin
Camera by the lovely and skilled Katie “lovelyskills” Schorr
Lance's Intense Pizza Jokes
Q: what did the pizza say to the popcorn? A: get the f**k outa here, turd-muncher, i should be the one served at movie theaters!
WatchHow me and Katie met.
schorrthing:
Lance, me, and HPV.
WatchMan, those guys are jerks!
efficientofficiant:
“Rivals” Cal and Kitty run into Nick and Stevie. Starring Lance Rubin and Katie Schorr Featuring Eric William Morris and Jeremy Morse
July 2010
7 posts
WatchGood times, USA! Me and Katie’s bedroom makes its web debut!
efficientofficiant:
Efficient Officiant Episode #2 - “The Website”
Written by Katie Schorr. Starring Lance Rubin and Katie Schorr.
Lance's Intense Pizza Jokes
Q: what happened when someone put pepperoni on the pizza? A: the pizza freaked out and scratched his own skin until he bled.
WatchA super-fun new web series made by Katie, starring the both of us! BAM!
efficientofficiant:
Episode #1 of Efficient Officiant
“I Do-ers”
Starring Katie Schorr and Lance Rubin. With Cody Lindquist and Paul Welsh!
Watch60-Second Briefly Relevant Songs!
“Geese”
Lance's Intense Pizza Jokes
Q: how did the pizza kill his whole family?
A: with a machete.
June 2010
9 posts
BTTF2 →
As a sort of sister-post to a link I put up earlier this year showing things Back to the Future II was accurate about, here’s a link that shows where it completely missed the boat. And it did. Lookin’ damn good, MJF.
enjoy this fun summer jam from Coldfighter!
...
May 2010
6 posts
lanceandrayst makes Pop Candy! →
our video made it onto my very favorite pop culture blog!
thank you, katie s.
Watchthe latest Lance and Ray vid. yay!
also featuring jeff “the man” de picciotto. with sweet camerawork by him and the loveliest katie schorr.
thelanceandrayshow:
Lance and Ray watch LOST.
WatchThis makes me laugh very much.
schorrthing:
This fake commercial is best watched AFTER you’ve seen the much-talked about real commercial that justifies ingesting corn syrup in moderation.
Written by me and Hannah Schorr, and also starring me and the very lovely Cody Lindquist. Directed and edited by Nate Floody.
Watchthe best invention to come along in a while.
schorrthing:
A new fake Ziploc commercial that I wrote with Hannah, starring the great Lance Rubin, with a little cameo by me.
Directed and edited by the awesome Nate Floody.
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
4 posts
Watchwow! they already made a sequel to Valentine’s Day! and katie is in it!
schorrthing:
Eat it, Valentine’s Day!
When I say eat it, I mean it throw up on it.
