me: hey jaden! hey willow!

jaden: what’s up?

willow: hi lance!

me: i’m doing all right.  january’s been good. slow audition month, but i’m feeling good about 2011.

jaden: auditions? why don’t you just get your parents to remake a famous movie for you to star in?

willow: yeah, stupid! or at least have them get somebody to produce and write a hit single for you. 

me: oh, yeah.  good idea!  thanks, guys!  your worldview isn’t skewed at all!  and won’t continue to be for the rest of your lives!